The Mariners have only just begun their quest to not just win the AL West, not just easily topple our playoff enemies, but go all the motherflipping way to the series, but it’s never too early to pick up some sweet, sweet swag at T-Mobile Park.
If you’re looking for 100% free sh*it, be one of the 40,000 fans on April 10 going home with an Ichiro replica statue — 20 fans will have them signed by the Hall of Famer himself — or one of the 20,000 on April 11 wearing a shoulder plush of your best friend Humpy the Salmon (both games are against the Astros).
Looking for even more freebies against a Lone Star State opponent? Thumb your nose at the Texas Rangers on April 17 while sporting a Kingdome Fanny Pack Hat and on April 18 while rocking your 1970s-style Cal Raleigh jersey.
Maybe you’re not into arriving early hoping to snag a limited amount of free booty. In which case, you can get these guaranteed perks with a specially purchased online ticket. Celebrate a mascot moose’s birthday at a Rooftop Boardwalk preparty on April 12, financially support the Scouts and receive a Mariners patch on April 18, start working on your new Mariner Moose crochet kit on April 19, or make like a DC Comics character with a Victor Robles Superman bobblehead on April 21.
