Mariners Buhner Buzz Night @ T-Mobile Park

Take me out to the BALD game 👨🏻‍🦲

📸: Courtesy Mariners

📆 Thursday, June 13th
🎟 Tickets start at $19
📍T-Mobile Park: 1250 1st Ave S, Seattle

⚠️ Must buy special tickets through this page

Have you got a shiny dome just waiting to be noticed? Do you like free sh*t? Do you like the bases and the balls? You’re in luck! It’s the return of the ferocious right fielder Jay “Bone” Buhner, who set home run records over his 13-year career with the M’s, and the 30th anniversary of the infamous Buhner Buzz Night promotion.

Back then, just like today, anybody with a bald or shaved head gets a free ticket to that night’s game against the Chicago White Sox, plus a brand-new Buhner Buzz T-shirt commemorating the occasion. Are you one of the unfortunate people with too much hair but still wants a free ticket? Consider swinging by Victory Hall across the street from T-Mobile and getting your head shaved (maybe by the man of the hour himself!) before the game, and you’re all set! And hey, if you like your hair the way it is, you can still get into the game and snag a shirt for $19 if you use the online special ticket offer.

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If you want an extra prize with your ticket, here are promotional giveaways coming up in the first half of the season, with more to be announced the further we get into 2024.

So throw on a baldcap if you must, head to the Bone Yard section of the stadium, and cheer on not just our hometown boys but the glory of hairlessness.

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Marcus Gorman is a Seattle-based playwright and film programmer. He once raised money for a synagogue by marathoning 15 Adam Sandler movies in one weekend. You can find him on Instagram and Twitter @marcus_gorman.