Haunted House @ Georgetown Morgue (Halloween 2023)

Try the dark maze šŸ§›

šŸ“ø: Courtesy Georgetown Morgue

šŸ“† Friday, September 22nd ā€“ Saturday, November 4th
šŸ“ Georgetown Morgue: 5000 E Marginal Way S, Seattle
šŸŽŸ Starts @ $35

Want a haunted house in a location with an allegedly creepy history? Put Georgetown Morgue on your list. 

Billed as one of the ā€œmost intriguing historic urban morgues,ā€ the Georgetown Morgue claims to have a gruesome history. In addition to serving as a morgue and crematorium, the morgueā€™s owners suggest the site has been the home of a missing bodyā€”later found dismemberedā€”and other deaths. That includes the alleged ā€œSeattle crematorium massacre,ā€ where the morgueā€™s haunted house operators say that in October 1968, armed assailants forced all nine of the morgueā€™s staff members into a crematorium chamber. Leaving everyone as ash. (Evidence supporting this story is scant.)

The rumored morgue history serves as the backdrop to a terrifying Halloween experience. Your ticket gets you into a walkthrough attraction in the style of a catacomb, where creatures (actors) roam. For those who want to experience more fear, add a new dark maze experience for an extra $8 a ticket. You and your group will try to flee a pitch-black maze. Good luck. (Leave young ones at home, as kids under 12 are prohibited.) 

Free parking is available, with public transportation nearby. The experience is wheelchair accessible. No drinking is allowed, but there are plenty of spots nearby. Remember thereā€™s a ā€œno touchā€ policy (you donā€™t touch them; they donā€™t touch you). Because of their reputation as one of the best scares, the lines are often longā€”but thereā€™s a VIP line for an additional charge. 

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Patheresa Wells

Patheresa Wells is a Black/Persian, Pansexual, Polyamorous Poet (so many Ps) and writer living in Seatac. An aspiring comic, you can catch her cracking jokes at open mics around the area. In her free time, she likes to imagine what she’d do with free time and feed her backyard crows cuz they’re silly. Follow her on Twitter @PatheresaWells.